Apparently, the House and Senate Conference Committee has reached a deal on the so-called "stimulus" plan:  $789 billion.  Now President Obama promised a "stimulus" plan that created or saved 4 million jobs.  By my calculations, that is $197,250 per job.  I personally don't make $197,250 per year.  I am therefore officially submitting my resume to the government for one of these new "stimulus" jobs.  I just love the government!